imoffsoon:

i can’t wait to meet wonderful people (s.h)

titlefightclub:

Do not find homes in people. Do not settle in someone’s else’s skin for the way they make you feel. Plant your roots next to theirs and watch each other grow. Do not fall in love with temporary places.

seriously

homos3xuw3ll:

xaannaax:

weloveshortvideos:

Is this shit aloud

Vine by Daniel Gomez

straight ppl fuckin weird

this is almost my favorite fucking vine

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

blackumi:

What in f**ks name is this flying water

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated
  • jesus: i died on the cross for your sins
  • me: aint nobody tell u to do that tho
  • trouserweasel:

HE’S GETTING AWAY